Sunday, June 1, 2008

I hate Denise Richards But I bet She Loves Me


I hate Denise Richards But I bet She Loves Me: "Listen I hate Denise Richards because that s my job. However, I have never actually hated her enough to write about her so she isn t that bad.She is stunning, has bad taste in men. Charlie Sheen is a known dick, and Ritchie Sambora is a loser. I know he is loser, because the only way you get to that good at guitar is if you are a lonely, teenage, looser!!!!!I never had to play a lick and pretend I was all emotionally damaged to get some chick.And by the way, you can t steal someone s husband. Heather is an old rag and Denise is hatefully hot."

CBS plus Elite XC and Gina Carano equal Murder She Wrote

CBS plus Elite XC and Gina Carano equal Murder She Wrote: "My issue is that this stuff is on Network Television in Prime Time and I couldn t get enough of it!!!!!!Forget Kimbo Slice because he is just a carnival act who is well deserving of his fame and hopefull fortune, but I want to talk about Gina Carano, who is the most beautiful woman I may have ever seen, knocking the sinuses out of Kaitlan Young.I am not sure of all the rules, but I am pretty sure we will see somebody die on Network Television soon. I couldn t believe that since young didn t go down and quit after about 10 blows to the grill, Carano s only option was to choke her out!"

Why Does Uberceleb Exist?



I owe it all to that Nasty Michaels at Uberazzi.com I could never figure out if I loved him or hated him so I had to learn to deal with him.

What I do know, is that I like the photos and the news stories on the site. I'm not much for opinions because I have my own.

I check my horoscope and celebrity birthdays and crap like that and make sure I read the site everyday.

As for the Nasty Man, he can start reading me for all I care.

So I'm an Uberazzi addict and that's where this story begins.

Where it ends I don't know? If there is an Uberazzi prision somewhere I'm sure they will try and throw me in it.

I will say this in my own defense. All Images on this blog are stolen from Uberazzi.com. They own all the rights to my photo content and if asked I will take it down.

Did you here that guys?????????